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Die IT-Version der Genesis

Dieses Thema im Forum "Fun- & Rätselecke" wurde erstellt von Schäfchen, 10 April 2007.

  1. Schäfchen
    Schäfchen (36)
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    Have fun!!!
    Off-Topic:

    Ich möchte hiermit keine religiösen/gläubigen Leute beleidigen - in der Fun-Area muss aber Spaß erlaubt sein!



    THE CREATION


    In the beginning there was the computer. And God said

    c:\>Let there be light!

    Enter user id.

    c:\>God

    Enter password.

    c:\>Omniscient

    Password incorrect. Try again.

    c:\>Omnipotent

    Password incorrect. Try again.

    c:\>Technocrat

    And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.

    c:\>Let there be light!

    Unrecognizable command. Try again.

    c:\>Create light

    Done

    c:\>Run heaven and earth

    And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 errors.

    And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.

    And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Monday, March 2.

    c:\>Let there be firmament in the midst of water and light.

    Unrecognizable command. Try again.

    c:\>Create firmament

    Done.

    c:\>Run firmament

    And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.

    And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Monday, March 2.

    And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.

    c:\>Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one

    place and let the dry land appear and

    Too many characters in specification string. Try again.

    c:\>Create dry_land

    Done.

    c:\>Run firmament

    And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.

    And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.

    And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.

    c:\>Create lights in the firmament to divide the day from the night

    Unspecified type. Try again.

    c:\>Create sun_moon_stars

    Done

    c:\>Run sun_moon_stars

    And God separated the light from the darkness. The sun ruled

    over the day and the moon and stars ruled over the night.

    And God saw there were 0 errors.

    And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.

    And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.

    c:\>Create fish

    Done

    c:\>Create fowl

    Done

    c:\>Run fish, fowl

    And God created the great sea monsters and every living creature

    that creepeth wherewith the waters swarmed after its

    kind and every winged fowl after its kind.

    And God saw there were 0 errors.

    And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.

    And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Friday, March 6.

    c:\>Create cattle

    Done

    c:\>Create creepy_things

    Done

    c:\>Now let us make man in our image

    Unspecified type. Try again.

    c:\>Create man

    Done

    c:\>Be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and

    subdue it and have dominion over the fish of the sea

    and over the fowl of the air and over every living

    thing that creepeth upon the earth

    Too many command operands. Try again.

    c:\>Run multiplication

    Execution terminated. 6 errors.

    c:\>Insert breath

    Done

    c:\>Run multiplication

    Execution terminated. 5 errors.

    c:\>Move man to Garden of Eden

    File Garden of Eden does not exist.

    c:\>Create Garden.edn

    Done

    c:\>Move man to Garden.edn

    Done

    c:\>Run multiplication

    Execution terminated. 4 errors.

    c:\>Copy woman from man

    Done

    c:\>Run multiplication

    Execution terminated. 2 errors.

    c:\>Create desire

    Done

    c:\>Run multiplication

    And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn

    Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.

    c:\>Create freewill

    Done

    c:\>Run freewill

    And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn

    Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.

    c:\>Undo desire

    Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.

    c:\>Destroy freewill

    Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.

    Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.

    c:\>Help

    Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.

    Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.

    Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.

    c:\>Create tree_of_knowledge

    And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn

    Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.

    c:\>Create good, evil

    Done

    c:\>Activate evil

    And God saw he had created shame.

    Warning system error in sector E95.

    Man and woman not in Garden.edn. 1 errors.

    c:\>Scan Garden.edn for man, woman

    Search failed.

    c:\>Delete shame

    Shame cannot be deleted once evil has been activated.

    c:\>Destroy freewill

    Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.

    Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.

    c:\>Stop

    Unrecognizable command. Try again

    c:\>Break

    c:\>Break

    c:\>Break

    ATTENTION ALL USERS *** ATTENTION ALL USERS: COMPUTER GOING

    DOWN FOR REGULAR DAY OF MAINTENANCE AND REST IN FIVE

    MINUTES. PLEASE LOG OFF.

    c:\>Create new world

    You have exceeded your allocated file space. You must destroy

    old files before new ones can be created.

    c:\>Destroy earth

    Destroy earth: Please confirm.

    c:\>Destroy earth confirmed

    COMPUTER DOWN *** COMPUTER DOWN. SERVICES WILL RESUME

    SUNDAY, MARCH 8 AT 6:00 AM. YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW.

    And God logged off at 11:59:59 PM, Friday, March 6.



    On March 8, God created the Macintosh.




    :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
     
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    Schäfchen, 10 April 2007
  2. kskcomdr
    kskcomdr (33)
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    ach.... der ist doch alt :zwinker:
     
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    kskcomdr, 10 April 2007
  3. Schäfchen
    Schäfchen (36)
    Verbringt hier viel Zeit Themenstarter
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    Es ist kompliziert
    Menno! :cry:
     
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    Schäfchen, 10 April 2007
  4. kskcomdr
    kskcomdr (33)
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    aber immer wieder lustig :drool:
     
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    kskcomdr, 10 April 2007
  5. ~Majo~
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    Old like Genesis but good :tongue:

    I like it :cool1:
     
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    ~Majo~, 10 April 2007
  6. Schäfchen
    Schäfchen (36)
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    Es ist kompliziert
    Dann is ja gut, dann kann ich das heulen einstellen :grin:
     
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    Schäfchen, 10 April 2007
  7. ~Majo~
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    Na immerhin :grin:
     
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    ~Majo~, 10 April 2007

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