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husband store

Dieses Thema im Forum "Fun- & Rätselecke" wurde erstellt von User 16687, 16 März 2006.

  1. User 16687
    Verbringt hier viel Zeit
    nicht angegeben
    The husband store!

    A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City,where
    a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
    entrance is a description of how the store operates.

    You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the
    attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
    There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular
    floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down
    except to exit the building!

    So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

    On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have

    The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

    The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids,
    and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled
    to keep going.

    She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have
    jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the
    housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!

    Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men
    have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework,
    and have a strong romantic streak.

    She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the
    sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There
    are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women
    are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

    Please note: A new wives store opened across the street.

    The first floor has wives that love sex.

    The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

    The third through sixth floors have never been visited.
    User 16687, 16 März 2006
  2. Kuri
    Kuri (26)
    Verbringt hier viel Zeit
    vergeben und glücklich
    :grin: Danke für den Lacher.
    Kuri, 18 März 2006

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