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Rice + Bush

Dieses Thema im Forum "Fun- & Rätselecke" wurde erstellt von (ma)donna, 6 März 2006.

  1. (ma)donna
    (ma)donna (32)
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    Ich hoffe das gab es noch nicht


    (Music. Beep.)

    Secretary: - Mr. President, Condoleeza Rice is here to see you.

    George B. : - Good, send her in.Secretary: - Yessir.


    (Hangs up. Condi enters.)


    Condoleeza: - Good morning, Mr. President.

    George B. : - Oh Condoleeza, nice to see you. What's happening?

    Condoleeza : - Well, Mr. President, I have the report here about the new leader in China.

    George B. : - Great, Condi. Lay it on me.

    Condoleeza : - Mr. President, Hu is the new leader of China.

    George B. : - Well, that's what I want to know.

    Condoleeza : - But that's what I'm telling you, Mr. President.

    George B. : - Well, that's what I'm asking you, Condie. Who is the new leader of China?

    Condoleeza : - Yes.

    George B. : - I mean the fellow's name.

    Condoleeza : - Hu.

    George B. : - The guy in China.

    Condoleeza : - Hu.

    George B. : - The new leader of China.

    Condoleeza : - Hu.

    George B. : - The Chinaman!

    Condoleeza : - Hu is leading China, Mr. President.

    George B. : - Whaddya' asking me for?

    Condoleeza : - I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

    George B. : - Well, I'm asking you, Condie. Who is leading China?

    Condoleeza : - That's the man's name.

    George B. : - That's who's name?

    Condoleeza : - Yes. (Pause.)

    George B. : - Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

    Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.

    George B. : - Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.

    Condoleeza : - That's correct.

    George B. : - Then who is in China?

    Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.

    George B. : - Yassir is in China?

    Condoleeza : - No, sir.

    George B. : - Then who is?

    Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.

    George B. : - Yassir?

    Condoleeza : - No, sir.


    (Pause. Crumples paper)


    George B. : - Condi, you're starting to piss me off now, and it's not 'cause you're black neither. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. So why don't you get me the Secretary General of the United Nations on the phone.

    Condoleeza : - Kofi Annan?

    George B. : - No, thanks. And Condi, call me George. Stop with that ebonics crap.

    Condoleeza : - You want Kofi?

    George B. : - No.

    Condoleeza : - You don't want Kofi.

    George B. : - No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

    Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.

    George B. : - Not Yassir! The guy at the United Nations.

    Condoleeza : - Kofi?

    George B. : - Milk! Will you please make that call?

    Condoleeza : - And call who?

    George B. : - Well, who is the guy at the U.N?

    Condoleeza : - No, Hu is the guy in China.

    George B. : - Will you stay out of China?!

    Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.

    George B. : - And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

    Condoleeza : - Kofi.

    George B. : - All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. (Condi picks up the phone.)

    Condoleeza : - Hello. Rice, here.

    George B. : - Rice? Good idea. And get a couple of egg rolls, too, Condi. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get chinese food in the Middle East? I don't know.

    (Door slam. Music.)


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    (ma)donna, 6 März 2006
  2. starlight.fire
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    *rofl* Ich kann nich mehr... Is das geil!! *Lachflash hab*
     
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  3. shabba
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    das liebe ich schon sehr lange :-D
     
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    shabba, 6 März 2006
  4. User 17556
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    wei geil. kenn cih ja noch gar nicht:grin:
     
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  6. GodOfSex
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    wie geil. aus wo stammt das?
     
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  7. (ma)donna
    (ma)donna (32)
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    Von meiner Schwester aus Rom :grin:
     
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    (ma)donna, 7 März 2006

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