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Dieses Thema im Forum "Fun- & Rätselecke" wurde erstellt von Piratin, 19 Februar 2006.

  1. Piratin
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    Capitalism - He who dies with the most toys wins.
    Hinduism - We keep playing with the same toys until we learn our lessons.
    Judaism - He who buys his toys at the lowest price wins.
    Asceticism - He who denies himself the most toys wins.
    Islam - You'd better play with our toys, or we'll blow yours up.
    Episcopalianism - He who plays with his toys in the best country club wins.
    Roman Catholicism - The toys were ours first.
    Greek Orthodox - No, they were ours first.
    Branch Davidians - He who dies playing with the biggest toys wins.
    Atheism - There is no toy maker.
    Polytheism - There are many toy makers.
    Darwinism - The toys evolved from lower toy forms.
    Christian Science - Toys are just figments of your imagination. Deal with it.
    Humanism - We are the toy makers.
    Pantheism - The toy makers are the toys, and the toys are the toy makers.
    Communism - Everyone gets the same number of toys, and you go straight to hell if we catch you selling yours.
    Bahá'í - All toys and toy makers are just fine with us.
    Methodism - Would you like some nice milk and cookies with those toys?
    Amish - Toys with batteries are surely a sin!
    Taoism - The doll is as important as the dumptruck.
    Presbyterianism - All of these toys were planned ahead of time.
    Voodoo - Hey, let me borrow that doll for a second . . .
    Hedonism - Forget the rule book -- let’s play!
    7th Day Adventism - He who plays with his toys on Saturday loses.
    Church of Christ - He whose toys make music loses.
    Baptist - Once played with, always played with.
    Lutheranism - We nailed some old toys to a church door once . . .
    Jehovah’s Witnesses - He who sells the most toys door-to-door wins.
    Pentecostalism - He whose toys can speak in tongues wins.
    Existentialism - All toys are desperately alone in the universe.
    Confucianism - Be sure to honor the older toys first.
    Agnosticism - We can't know if there's a toy maker or not.
    Buddhism - Toys just cause suffering. Learn to avoid them.
    Hare Krishna - He who gives away the most toys at airports wins.
    Mormonism - Every boy may have as many toys as he wants.
    Mormon Fundamentalism - Female toys under the age of fourteen are best.
    Reorganized LDS - Community of Christ - Only toys passed from father to son are real.
    Ex-Mormonism - Who needs toys anyway?
     
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    Piratin, 19 Februar 2006
  2. -Gowron-
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    -Gowron-, 22 Februar 2006
  3. starlight169
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    Ich kenne noch eins --He Who dies with the most toys still dies. Davon gibt es sogar Shirts zu kaufen. Ich finde es ziemlich gut, man kennt aber gar nicht alle dieser Ismen.
     
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    starlight169, 22 Februar 2006

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