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Dieses Thema im Forum "Fun- & Rätselecke" wurde erstellt von Supersucker, 16 September 2006.

  1. Supersucker
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    http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/

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    While having fun with fireworks, an M-80 blows up in your hand. You die from massive blood loss.

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    A disgruntled sandwich shop employee puts a razor blade onto your sandwich. The razor deeply cuts your mouth and tongue numerous times, and you nervously choke to death on your own blood.
     
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    Supersucker, 16 September 2006
  2. Codein
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    Nur mal mit meinem Namen probiert:
    Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by overdosing on sleeping pills.

    Das Ding kennt mich, sone Kacke :grin:
     
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    Codein, 16 September 2006
  3. *PennyLane*
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    While driving too fast in icy conditions, you run a red light, and your car is struck in the intersection by a speeding truck. You are killed instantly.

    Ich steig nie mehr ins Auto..
     
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    *PennyLane*, 16 September 2006
  4. enteo
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    After much persuasion, your friends convince you to try skydiving. Unfortunately, you are the unlucky recipient of a defective parachute, and you plummet 15,000 feet to the ground. Your body is turned into jelly on impact.

    :grin:
     
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    enteo, 16 September 2006
  5. DannyMirow
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    A gang of midgets wraps you in plastic wrap and proceeds to cook you with a hair dryer. You are slowly squeezed to death as the plastic wrap shrinks around your body.
     
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    DannyMirow, 16 September 2006
  6. User 37284
    User 37284 (31)
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    A disgruntled coworker beats you to death with a bag full of loose change.
     
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    User 37284, 16 September 2006
  7. chrith
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    chrith, 16 September 2006
  8. FruechtTee
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    Name:

    You commit suicide after being diagnosed HIV positive.

    Wenigstens etwas positives :smile:
     
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    FruechtTee, 16 September 2006
  9. AncientMelody
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    While rummaging through the trunk of your car, a disgruntled neighbor approaches you from behind and slams the trunk repeatedly onto you, eventually cutting you in half at the waist.

    Na lecker!
     
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    AncientMelody, 16 September 2006
  10. Immortality
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    A deranged homeless man climbs over the dividing wall of a department store dressing room and strangles you to death with a clothes hanger.

    aha!
     
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    Immortality, 16 September 2006
  11. User 12900
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    You develop an extreme case of intestinal worms after eating at a "new" sushi restaurant. Your body is unable to fight off the infection, and you die from abdominal rupture.
    :wuerg:
    Ich ess nie mehr Sushi!

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    After much persuasion, your friends convince you to try skydiving. Unfortunately, you are the unlucky recipient of a defective parachute, and you plummet 15,000 feet to the ground. Your body is turned into jelly on impact.
    Das wär mir lieber als Würmer. :tongue:
     
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    User 12900, 16 September 2006
  12. ankchen
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    Your unrelenting heckling of a prop comic drives him to beat you to death with a toilet seat.

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    A crazed man in a hardware store fatally attacks you with a pitchfork.

    na, ich freu mich :-D
     
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    ankchen, 16 September 2006
  13. Jolle
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    You are beaten to death by a group of thugs in a dark alley.


    Ih nein :eek: :kopfschue
     
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    Jolle, 16 September 2006
  14. Starla
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    You are struck by lightning and killed while walking your dog during a storm.


    Laaangweilig *g*
     
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    Starla, 16 September 2006
  15. Dillinja
    Dillinja (34)
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    der tod kann mich am arsch lecken! ich werde es beenden, wenn ich es will

    deswegen passt das hier:...

    Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by overdosing on sleeping pills.
     
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    Dillinja, 16 September 2006
  16. User 53227
    User 53227 (28)
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    Iiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh!!!

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    You develop an extreme case of intestinal worms after eating at a "new" sushi restaurant. Your body is unable to fight off the infection, and you die from abdominal rupture.
     
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    User 53227, 16 September 2006
  17. StolzesHerz
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    A crazed man on the golf course beats you to death with a golf club. wtf?:flennen:
     
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    StolzesHerz, 16 September 2006
  18. Packset
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    Packset, 16 September 2006
  19. Kleine Wolke
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    You are beaten to death by a group of thugs in a dark alley.

    Kann mir das jemand übersetzen?
     
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    Kleine Wolke, 16 September 2006
  20. Starla
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    Du wirst in einer dunklen Gasse von Verbrechern zu Tode geprügelt.
     
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    Starla, 16 September 2006

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