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Women's Clever Answers to Men's Pick-Up Lines ;)

Dieses Thema im Forum "Flirt & Dating" wurde erstellt von maureen, 18 Januar 2005.

  1. maureen
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    Women's Clever Answers to Men's Pick-Up Lines


    Man: "Haven't we met before?"
    Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."

    Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
    Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore." :jaa:

    Man: "Is this seat empty?"
    Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

    Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
    Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

    Man: "Your place or mine?"
    Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

    Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
    Woman: "It's in the phone book."

    Man: "But I don't know your name."
    Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

    Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
    Woman: "I'm a female impersonato! r."

    Man: "What sign were you born under?"
    Woman: "No Parking."

    Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
    Woman: "Do not Enter" (or) "Stop."

    Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
    Woman: "Unfertilized!"

    Man: "I know how to please a woman."
    Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

    Man: "I want to give myself to you."
    Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

    Man: "I can tell that you want me."
    Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you...to leave."

    Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy."
    Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

    Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?" :link:
    Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."

    Man: "May I see you pretty soon?"
    Woman: "Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?"

    Man: "Your body is like a temple."
    Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today." :anbeten:

    Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
    ! Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

    Man: "I woul d go to the end of the world for you."
    Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"
     
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    maureen, 18 Januar 2005
  2. thomasasas
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    nice...and what do you intend to express by this very funny conversation?-do you really think that its funny?do you see yourself in the womans role?are you too good for the men?
    or what is the message of your thread?
     
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    thomasasas, 18 Januar 2005
  3. chiquo
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    lol
    my opinion
     
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    chiquo, 19 Januar 2005
  4. jody
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    Ich frag mich warum ihr in englisch redet wenn das hier nen deutsches forum ist*g* :grin:
     
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    jody, 28 Januar 2005
  5. liZArd
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    maureen kann doch deutsch? schon witzig :eckig:
     
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    liZArd, 28 Januar 2005
  6. Nafets
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    well, think they're just practicing for their english-test including the threadstarter.
    This is maybe lustig für euch Frauen aber jetzt müssen wir uns neue
    Phrasen zum ansprechen ausdenken, hier stehen ja fast alle 'Kombinationen'.
    Hoffentlich liest das keiner *g.

    anyway
     
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    Nafets, 28 Januar 2005
  7. chiquo
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    this should be ironie...:grin:
    hoffe auch, dass das keiner liest...
     
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    chiquo, 28 Januar 2005
  8. maureen
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    tschuldigung - ich krieg die meisten sachen auf englisch zugesandt
    hab gedacht wenn ichs uebersetz verliert's an biss:grin:
    yes:jaa:
    auf die (neuen phrasen) bin ich gespannt:gluecklic



    so, jetzt duerft ihr draufhauen:link:!
     
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    maureen, 29 Januar 2005

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